Thursday, June 28, 2007

Fidel Castro, InFidel America

Fidel Castro is the most physically fit man on earth, with a life expectancy of 500 years, and the most politically fit man, with a tenure of "god-knows-how-many-more" years. When he was declared ill, and ceded power to his younger brother who is just 76 years old, a few months back, members of the American Optimists' Club, started popping champagne, and the CIA was probably all set for another "bay of pigs" attack, like back in the 60's when they went for power but all they could get was bacon.

Newspapers today, formally revealed the facts about the dossiers of the CIA, that pertain to the 1.5 zillion attempts made by the CIA to assassinate Castro, though the fact is well-known even to 6 year old Elian Gonzalez, and michaelJackson. At the risk of deviating from the topic, I'd like to mention that michael has been "seeing" Elian these days..(did I mention that elian's cute?, which is why the welsh rock band released the "baby elian" song).
Coming back to the topic(if at all u figure out what the topic is), why would america do such controversial covert stuff when its aware what sort of a blame it would get from the public, especially when such operations are done vicariously, the first time, using Cuban-exiles for the guerilla, and later using all sorts of people it could find, including cuban mafia guys, american gangsters, mobsters, bartenders, hair dressersand small time rappers, only to "dispose" them off later.

More of such american stuff released through the purported CIA dossiers reveal the handling of a KGB agent(probably james bond), by the CIA. A little premordially, we have the Abu Ghraib issue, where iraqi prisoners were treated with a scad of love and affection, and were given deferences such as "stripping them naked, peeing on their faces, and allowing play time with voracious german sheperds.... I bet u've seen those cctv pics.
Enough slander about InFidel America, coming back to Fidel Castro, he gradually recovered, and has ruined americans' hope of a little more bacon from the bay of pigs. He's living obscurely, but still rulin the country by proxy of his younger bro, Raul. Reports say Castro will rule this way for another 2 decades, then transfer power to (then)96 year old Raul, after which he's planning a south-american cross-continental motorcycle expedition, which would help him write the sequel to Che Guevara's "Motorcycle Diaries", which would be published along with another book, his debut fiction work named "Yeah! Cuba's democratic"

Friday, June 22, 2007

Freedom of speech Vs Blasphemy

Oh yeah... Salman Rushdie was awarded Knighthood for his contribution to the society (no, not for getting married n times, but) for his work in literature (which aroused chaos among the islamists, who ironically left him alive, and killed several polyglots who were considering translating his work, and publishers who were considering publishing his work). However they dint stop there. His(rushdie's) effigies were burnt throughout asian islamic countries thus giving him loads of popularity through out the world, and hiking the effigies market to NASDAQ level. The iranian government released a FATWA (iranian word for fart), that he should be killed. This fart ... er... FATWA caused the complete isolation of iran from the business dealings with UK and some other european countries in the past decade.
After honoring him with the knighthood, representatives and leaders of several islamic countries reacted with utter abomination, giving pejorative statements as if they forgot they were formally representing a nation, while doing so. One pakistani minister stated that he supported the suicide-bombers in UK and encouraged future attacks unless the knighthood was recanted. Another leader was found saying "I urge all muslim nations to break diplomatic ties with London"...(as if London gives a rat's ass).
On the other hand, Rushdie must have had a hard time living in hiding for almost a decade after the fartwa, living an obscure life, coming into public very rarely, only for releasing his books, getting divorced, and getting re-married, and yeah for receiving the knighthood. His nth wife, and popular "tall n gorgeous" Indian pornstar Padmalakshmi must have felt really great about the honor thinkin "my man is a real Knight now". I assume she must have bent 2 feet down and kissed his head for his achievement.
Personally, I opinion that Rushdie is not a blasphemist, he's just an athiest (if at all the 2 words happen not to be synonyms). He dint write those 17 fateful lines of the quran, nor did he invent those so called satanic verses. He just interpreted them and percieved them in his own way and personal surmise. He just speaks about the referral of three non-islamic godesses, in the quran, which the islamic leaders allege to have been interpolated by "god-knows-who". I personally, donot see any blasphemy in this.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

hola

Hi all,

Ive been considering entering the blogosphere since long. It's finally materialised now, and Im happy to have a little place for myself on the internet, where I can put forward all my opinions brashly, and still not get sued. (LOL)